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Muslim Men: The Only Letter You Will Ever Need

Dear wife/fiance/female-whom-I-am-attached-to-yet-our-relationship-is-not-in-bounds -of-a-shariah-definition-yet-as-a-slightly-guilty-person-I-am-loathe-to-apply-any-of-the-more-vulgar-terms-for-what-we-have. [delete as appropriate] I am writing to remind you that I am there for you, and I have been doing all I can to support. I am forced to write this in response to the latest request … Continue reading

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[11/32] Physically abusing children to learn the Qur'an

There is a recent story of a boy dying in a madrasa in Pakistan, after being abused for not learning the Qur’an. It is pretty horrific stuff, but it didn’t really come as a new thing. I remember growing up … Continue reading

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A Break for Today

I write about silly things. It is easier. It is less painful. It is because I am a middle class man with a huge dose of luck and the duas of good people. I could and have done a lot … Continue reading

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Flashback: More than just anti Zionists

As the 60th anniversary of the creation of Israel is marked and commented on, I recall this article from 2002, I have pasted selectively below.  Sadly, it still seems relevant to me, if only as a warning. ….I am not … Continue reading

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[08/32] We can do better than this

I remember reading a while ago about a woman, who in Birmingham wanted to pray at a mosque. The imam refused entry to her, saying ‘women are not allowed in the mosque’. At the same mosque, sometime later, some non-Muslim … Continue reading

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Please say a little prayer…

Salaams/Peace The three year anniversary of my fathers death passed recently, if you can, say a prayer for him. He was a pretty complex and unique man. His obituary, first published in Q-News, can be read following the link below, … Continue reading

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Where I'm from

Following the writing exercise here, and here Where I’m from I am from spiderplants, from Maryland Cookies and Milk. I am from the cosy house with the colour television where relatives and pals piled in to watch Hannibal and his … Continue reading

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The First Enclosure

Salaams/Peace Haroon Shirwani, academic, linguist, author and tutor at Eton, has translated the Fatiha. With his permission, I have reproduced it below.     THE FIRST ENCLOSURE 9:34pm Saturday, Jan 19 2008 …in which we find the key to open … Continue reading

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