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Category Archives: domestic bliss
Untold love stories from Muslim folklore
It was valentines day recently, and I decided to write something on Love. We all know the legends of Layla and Majnoun, Heer Ranja, Romeo and Juliet and Posh and Becks, exotic stories of passion. However, here are some of … Continue reading
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Muslim Men: The Only Letter You Will Ever Need
Dear wife/fiance/female-whom-I-am-attached-to-yet-our-relationship-is-not-in-bounds -of-a-shariah-definition-yet-as-a-slightly-guilty-person-I-am-loathe-to-apply-any-of-the-more-vulgar-terms-for-what-we-have. [delete as appropriate] I am writing to remind you that I am there for you, and I have been doing all I can to support. I am forced to write this in response to the latest request … Continue reading
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Lesson No.2 in how to keep the wife happy: Valentines Day
Dearest Moo This morning you got me a nice box of Halal chocolates and calendar of ‘Nuns Having Fun’. I appreciated the chocolates but do not understand the ‘Nuns Having Fun’ calendar, but I put that down to your unique … Continue reading
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Lessons in How to Lose Weight No. 3.
This week, we shall burn some calories at the new ‘local’ IKEA. Firstly, take note of the principle that with the greatest of preparation, sometimes the best laid plans are sent awry. In keeping with this principle, do as much … Continue reading
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Safe baby handling tips
Parents, or would be parents, may find this invaluable. via digg. Here is the source
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Call your parents.
If you feel the need to call your parents, do so. I don’t do it often enough. Its coming up to the three year anniversary of my own father passing away. We are here for only a finite amount of … Continue reading
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Lesson No.1 in how to keep the wife happy
By Mrs Moo Yesterday you bought me a new mobile phone, one that I’d seen in the shops and liked but didn’t want to spend so much money on. You opened the box, thoughtfully charged it up, put my sim … Continue reading
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