Classic vegetarian: Eats no part of any dead animal
Vegan: Eats no animal product
Meat-avoider: Tries not to to eat meat but has occasional lapses
Meat-reducer: Is trying to eat less meat, probably for health reasons
Green eater: Avoids meat because of environmental impact
Botivore - will only eat neatly chopped cubes of boneless meat, or kebabs. No bones, brains, offal, anything shaped like it was a bit of an animal
Haich-em-ceelian
only eats HMC** approved meat.
Kullu-halalwala
Eats McDonalds, KFC, Burger King, actually, anything that is not pork. The logic here is that all is halal, and as the UK is a Christian country, the food is of people of the book***.
Meatarian – only meat is food, everything else is garnish
Middleclassangstivore – Eat only local halal organic happy animals. Imagine the nice forest in Bambi, where chicken, lamb and cows who, having lived a fruitful life play with each other all day long, whilst a nice farmer comes along and massages the little animals by hand. Then, in a spontaneous act of bliss, the cutey animals happily and willingly plunge their necks onto the knife, knowing their Soil-Association approved carcass will be made into a nice middle class roast.
Ah, my wife will be thrilled when I tell her she’s Middle Class.
Seriously ‘Laughing out Loud’. Great stuff, we need more articles like this
lol @ botivore and meatarian. I think I know a few of those.
As-Salaamu ‘alaikum,
Seriously, I won’t eat a lot of offal, particularly brains. That particular avenue of pleasure has been closed off (to quote John Cleese) since the Mad Cow outbreak.
apparently I am a botivore. Etymology, please. I thought I was just squeamish about kidneys and spleens and stuff.
My dad is a meatarian rotivore, where only roti + boti = food and anything else is just a snack. See also ‘rice-ivore’.
Ithink i am a Papa-halal-ivore…whatever papa says is halal is halal….sadly he approves when he buys teh meat himself…