The Islamicist

This is the story of The Islamicist, his brush with extremism and his journey through Muslim Britain.

As for the veracity of the events portrayed, they have as much substance as the arguments of the Islamicist.

Oh, and do tell your friends.

Like Dickens, who serialised his book, this blog posts chapters at a time, the most recent post being first.

Here they are, in order they were written.

1. The Islamicist: The beginning

2. Hizbutized at College

3. A sticky situation

4. The beginning of the speechifying, and how Abu Tesco got his name

5. How to boil an egg, Islamicist style

6. Controlling the womenses Part 1

7. Controlling the womenses Part 2

8. Slogans to remember I

9. Ordering Chicken and Chips, Islamicist style

10. Slogans to remember II

11. The deviants of Al-Margarine

12. The gentrification of the Hizb-ut-Tizer

13. Having Your Islamicist Cake and Eating it (aka “The Biscuit Speech”)

14. How Harry Potter led to my leaving the Hizb

15. The End: Let this learn us all.